WTF Even Is Privacy?
Human stories + cryptographic truth
Created on 2nd December 2025
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WTF Even Is Privacy?
Human stories + cryptographic truth
The problem WTF Even Is Privacy? solves
Most people still believe privacy is a technical niche — when in reality, it’s a survival tool. Crypto privacy remains inaccessible because the content explaining it is either:
- too academic
- too mathematical
- too paranoid
- or too disconnected from real-world situations
This creates two major gaps:
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Users don’t understand what privacy tech actually does.
Concepts like zero-knowledge proofs, shielded transactions, private smart contracts, and encrypted compute are incredibly powerful — but also incredibly intimidating. -
The humans who need privacy the most can’t find explanations made for them.
Women in unsafe situations, journalists, creators, activists, migrants... they don’t need another cryptography lecture. They need clarity and practical understanding.
My project solves this by combining humor + narrative + simplified cryptography to make privacy technology understandable, relatable, and emotionally relevant.
Privacy shouldn’t require a PhD. It should be explainable in 30 seconds. and that’s the problem this project solves.
Challenges I ran into
The biggest challenge was translating highly technical cryptography into something that feels human, without being inaccurate, reductive, or sensationalized.
Zero-knowledge proofs, recursive SNARKs, elliptic curve design, MPC, FHE, shielded pools: these don’t naturally fit inside short-form storytelling. Keeping them correct and entertaining required constant iteration, testing metaphors, and balancing clarity with precision.
Another challenge was adapting content for each sponsor’s unique privacy model:
- Aztec → private smart contracts
- Mina → recursive proofs & Pasta curves
- Osmosis → private transactions
- Bitlux → privacy normalization
- Tachyon → shielded pool ecosystem
- Network School → zk-identity use cases
Each script had to feel custom and accurate.
The emotional layer added another level of difficulty. Many people who need privacy most (especially women in dangerous or coercive situations) don’t connect with technical jargon. Honoring real human experiences while still explaining cryptography required careful tone control.
Finding the intersection between emotional truth, technical accuracy, and comedic delivery was the hardest - but most rewarding - challenge.
Tracks Applied (7)
General Bounty
Network School
Privacy-Focused Content & Media
Mina Protocol
Privacy-Focused Content & Media
Aztec
Private Focused Content & Media
Osmosis
Privacy-Focused Content & Media
Bitlux
Generic Bounty
Mintlify
General Bounty
Project Tachyon
Technologies used
