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WTF Even Is Privacy?

WTF Even Is Privacy?

Human stories + cryptographic truth

Created on 2nd December 2025

WTF Even Is Privacy?

WTF Even Is Privacy?

Human stories + cryptographic truth

The problem WTF Even Is Privacy? solves

Most people still believe privacy is a technical niche — when in reality, it’s a survival tool. Crypto privacy remains inaccessible because the content explaining it is either:

  • too academic
  • too mathematical
  • too paranoid
  • or too disconnected from real-world situations

This creates two major gaps:

  1. Users don’t understand what privacy tech actually does.
    Concepts like zero-knowledge proofs, shielded transactions, private smart contracts, and encrypted compute are incredibly powerful — but also incredibly intimidating.

  2. The humans who need privacy the most can’t find explanations made for them.
    Women in unsafe situations, journalists, creators, activists, migrants... they don’t need another cryptography lecture. They need clarity and practical understanding.

My project solves this by combining humor + narrative + simplified cryptography to make privacy technology understandable, relatable, and emotionally relevant.

Privacy shouldn’t require a PhD. It should be explainable in 30 seconds. and that’s the problem this project solves.

Challenges I ran into

The biggest challenge was translating highly technical cryptography into something that feels human, without being inaccurate, reductive, or sensationalized.

Zero-knowledge proofs, recursive SNARKs, elliptic curve design, MPC, FHE, shielded pools: these don’t naturally fit inside short-form storytelling. Keeping them correct and entertaining required constant iteration, testing metaphors, and balancing clarity with precision.

Another challenge was adapting content for each sponsor’s unique privacy model:

  • Aztec → private smart contracts
  • Mina → recursive proofs & Pasta curves
  • Osmosis → private transactions
  • Bitlux → privacy normalization
  • Tachyon → shielded pool ecosystem
  • Network School → zk-identity use cases

Each script had to feel custom and accurate.

The emotional layer added another level of difficulty. Many people who need privacy most (especially women in dangerous or coercive situations) don’t connect with technical jargon. Honoring real human experiences while still explaining cryptography required careful tone control.

Finding the intersection between emotional truth, technical accuracy, and comedic delivery was the hardest - but most rewarding - challenge.

Tracks Applied (7)

General Bounty

My video reframes zk-identity and privacy-preserving population tools in human terms — connecting them to real-world sce...Read More

Network School

Privacy-Focused Content & Media

My Mina video explains recursive proofs and Pasta curves through humor and storytelling, making some of the most intimid...Read More
Mina Protocol

Mina Protocol

Privacy-Focused Content & Media

My content focuses on Aztec’s hybrid model of private smart contracts, shielding, and programmable privacy — specificall...Read More
Aztec

Aztec

Private Focused Content & Media

My Osmosis video focuses on private swaps and the importance of confidential transactions in cross-chain environments. ...Read More
Osmosis

Osmosis

Privacy-Focused Content & Media

Bitlux’s prompt asked creators to “normalize privacy” — and that is exactly what my content series does. My video turns...Read More

Bitlux

Generic Bounty

My project translates advanced privacy mechanisms into digestible, engaging content that can function as a top-of-funnel...Read More

Mintlify

General Bounty

My content series explains Zcash’s privacy model in a way normal humans can understand — specifically focusing on shield...Read More

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